thor's sensitive nipples

New ship: Lagertha + her cat


hannibal lecter in su-zakana

au where joffrey is a kind and just king but loyalists to the baratheons don’t care and want him off the throne because he’s actually a lannister and people give up their lives to keep him on the throne because he’s the best ruler westeros has ever had 

If it was up to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?


imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse

Lady Sif, fairest of the fair

Lady Sif, fairest of the fair


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stevebuckey asked: thor or bruce banner?

Waves are but water. Wind but air. And though lightning be fire…yet it must answer thunder’s call.